Tuesday, April 22, 2003

  • go to fandomination.net and go to the Good Charlotte section. Now try to avoid twincest fan fics.
  • be mean to people.
  • kill an ant
  • drink some milk.
  • go to Tower Records and listen to as many CDs as you can or just stay there until the store is about to be closed. Run away from the employees when they try to get you to leave.
  • pretend the curb is a cliff. Now jump.
  • don't think about the polar bears.
  • save the world.
  • Sunday, April 13, 2003

  • Milk a goat.
  • Watch Blue's Clues and make fun of Joe or Tikety Tock. Because Steve is just toooo cool to make fun of **snorts**
  • read fanfiction at fanfiction.net. The South Park and Invader Zim ones kick ass

    Whatever you do, DO NOT IM random people.
    Trivet514 [12:53 PM]: hey there.......whats up girl? wanna chat?
    StarletX42 [12:53 PM]: um. no.
  • Friday, April 04, 2003

  • [Re]Name your dog Mypenis.
  • print random things. A dog, a mushroom, a squirrel, a taco...
  • sing this, clapping your hands in all the right pauses.

    To the tune of "If you're happy and you know it, clap
    >your hands":
    >
    >If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
    >If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
    >If the terrorists are frisky,
    >Pakistan is looking shifty,
    >North Korea is too risky,
    >Bomb Iraq.
    >
    >If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
    >If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
    >So to hell with the inspections,
    >Let's look tough for the elections,
    >Close your mind and take directions,
    >Bomb Iraq.
    >
    >It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
    >Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
    >They've got weapons we can't see,
    >And that's good enough for me
    >'Cos it'all the proof I need
    >Bomb Iraq.
    >
    >If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
    >If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
    >If you think Saddam's gone mad,
    >With the weapons that he had,
    >(And he once p*ssed off your dad),
    >Bomb Iraq.
    >
    >If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
    >If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
    >If your politics are sleazy,
    >And hiding that ain't easy,
    >And your senates getting queasy,
    >Bomb Iraq.
    >
    >Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
    >For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
    >Disagree? We'll call it treason,
    >Let's make war not love this season,
    >Even if we have no reason,
    >Bomb Iraq

  • Wednesday, March 19, 2003

    Today I'll just have Whoosh and Angel/Pooki from Six Ninety Four update for me. No, actually, I just stole this from one of their web site's pages....



    These are the things we recommend doing if you are bored/stupid enough to do them. Certain things we say should be taken as a joke, and we are not responsible for any injuries and other badthings which come from people doing things stated on this page.





    1. Motley Crue- The Dirt

    2. Seeing how many times you can dye your hair before it falls out (when it finally does, draw strange symbols on your head, or just swear words)

    3. Shaving Your Head For Cancer

    4. Piercings

    5. Tattoos

    6. Starting bands on a whim... And then sticking to it

    7. Buying a cd from a band you only heard a couple songs from and didn't really like, just to give them a chance

    8. Buying cds from bands which aren't well known

    9. Buying old cds

    10. Stealing guitars from your Grandparent's basement

    11. Stealing various other things from your Grandma

    12. Dashboard Confessional- MTV Unplugged

    13. Good Charlotte- Good Charlotte

    14. Sum 41- Half Hour Of Power

    15. Robin Black and The Intergalactic Rock Stars- Planet : Fame

    16. Blink-182- The Mark Tom and Travis Show (The Enema Strikes Back)

    17. Getting friends who don't listen to the smae type of music as you to show you some of their favorite songs

    18. Giving everyone a chance

    19. Not giving a fuck about anything but music

    20. Spend all your time stuck in school daydreaming, and then make your daydreams come true so that people stop chewing you out for failing all your classes (I'm still working on that second part)

    21. Ask if the penis can find it's way by itself into the vaginal opening (heehee) or if it has to be placed there in health class.

    22. Giggle moronically every time someone says the word 'the'.

    23. Add onto the OLP stall in the girls' washroom next to the art room

    24. Stalk someone

    25. Steal a pair of their underwear and bring them to school/work next day, tied to your backpack and see if they notice.

    26. Iron Maiden's Piece of Mind album.

    27. Two words. FOO FIGHTERS

    28. Hire a professional rock climber and then tell him to clean your toilet.

    29. Buy four plungerheads (preferably not second hand) and alot of velcro. Commence climbing the walls at school/work/home exclaiming "I...am.... SPIDERMAN!"

    30. Send us money.

    31. Harrassing Chico from Not By Choice (band@notbychoice.com)

    32. Making whoever answers Green Day's emails write you back by being really weird. They have sent me like 8 replies... It's a very fun thing to do. Like when I found out Billie was married and I sent this long ranting leytter to everyone I knew, including IDIOTCLUB@aol.com and it was how I now had no point to live as he had children and all (I have since learnt to be happy for him), and they sent me an email back saying "We hope you're having a better day." *is proud of herself*

    33. Also if you send really weird emails backstage at Sum 41 shows, well either Steve or someone pretending to be Steve emails you..... I would tell you the things I said... I will tell you if you ask me.... But no, you might steal it. FUCK YOU! COPYRATS! Dammit...... I like milk..... Milk is white. *giggle*

    - 1-20 from Pooki

    -21-30 from whoosh

    -31-33 from Pooki



    Saturday, March 15, 2003

    Things to do...

  • homework.
  • lie to little kids "No, I don't have any candy..."
  • Bother your sister while she's sleeping by throwing raisins at her...
  • Find out Roosevelt
    Democrat - You believe that there should be a free
    market which is reigned in by a modest state
    beaurocracy. You think that capitalism has
    some good things, but that those it helps
    should be obliged to help out their fellow man
    a little. Your historical role model is
    Franklin Rosevelt.


    Which political sterotype are you?
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    I'm a democrat (which I really am, by the way....)
    Roosevelt
    Democrat - You believe that there should be a free
    market which is reigned in by a modest state
    beaurocracy. You think that capitalism has
    some good things, but that those it helps
    should be obliged to help out their fellow man
    a little. Your historical role model is
    Franklin Rosevelt.


    Which political sterotype are you?
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  • annoy your mom with the typing of a keyboard while she's trying to read.
  • start a Things to Do web page.

  • Friday, March 14, 2003

    WOO HOO!! NEW PAGE!! Okay, first of all, this is a page of things I could recommend, from CDs, movies to random things to shout in public.

    Your to do list for the weekend:

  • Start a punk band. And actually show up for practices.

  • Get your Emily book signed at Burbank. The creator and illustrator are going to be in some store for book signing.

  • Scream lyrics off key at concerts.

  • Make fun of people at your band's concerts.

  • Going punk or ghetto or whatever (in other words, change styles)

  • Type random things in random chat rooms, like, "I HAVE A BELLY BUTTON!!" or "I GOTS A NICKEL!!"

  • Spend more than a hundred dollars on pins.

  • Swim in a puddle, but make sure it's not cold. You mustn't look silly. After that, note the people's expressions.

  • Try to buy Tsunami Bomb's and Plinky's split CD, B-Movie Queens on E Bay for a nickel.

  • Whenever someone says your name, wave at them.

  • Next time in Health Class, when the teacher asks is there any more questions, say, "Does the penis find it's way to the vagina automatically, or does it have to be placed there?"

  • In a toy store, walk around with your cell phone pretending to talk to your dad, who's trying to get you to buy tampons and Viagra. Complain that your in a toy store very LOUDLY in the Barbie doll section, and you're trying to buy your grand dad a funeral gift.

  • Write songs, who knows?